Is there anything sadder than completing a project only to realize that you have produced an extremely unflattering item of clothing? Alas, I am now experiencing this dreaded feeling for the first time…
When I bought Stefanie Japel’s Fitted Knits, I fell in love with almost every pattern. First on my knit-list: the Boat-neck Bluebell Sweater in a dark grey, worsted wool yarn from Knitpicks. I decided I was going to extend the ribbing all the way to the end, because I had my doubts about the peplum-y bottom. When I finished it, though, I discovered that the boat-neck was ABSURDLY huge. I also didn’t like the way the under-bust horizontal ribbing was widening my ribs, and the ribbing to the end just looked unfinished. Disappointed, I threw it into my ‘fix later’ pile.
This year, I all but eliminated the ‘fix later’ pile. Most projects entered a ‘block later’ pile (which no longer exists thanks to the blocking frenzy of March 2013 – yay!), while others entered the ‘line-this-bag’ pile (still pending while I overcome my fear of sewing machines.) Finally, I was left with the boat-neck sweater.
First, I tackled the ribbing: I unpicked the cast-off and knitted three horizontal welts, resulting in a more finished-looking sweater. Then, I unpicked the neckline, frogged it to the stockinette, and re-knit the welts while simultaneously decreasing until I had a more wearable neckline.
Well, it still isn’t flattering. Those under-bust welts will haunt me to the end of my days, and there are so many other things I could create with this yarn. And thus I begin to unravel it…
Carrie seems like a good movie to watch while I do this. The remake is coming out this year, and some part of me feels ashamed that I have neither read the book nor seen the original. It also contains enough action to distract me from my macabre task of destroying a sweater I spent so much time making.
Thoughts on Carrie:
- Carrie’s classmates seem awfully invested in this volleyball game. “Eat shit” – a bit excessive, no?
- Aaaaaaaand there’s full frontal nudity within the first three minutes. Game of Thrones ain’t got nothin’ on this.
- WOW. These Where is all this hate for the poor girl coming from?
- OO JOHN TRAVOLTA IS IN IT!! And of course he is dating the horrible girl. Ugh! – more like John Trevolting!
- Carrie’s mother is remarkably calm about this whole telekinesis thing! I wouldn’t have expected her to take it lying down. Perhaps she is plotting something for later…
- This tuxedo-shopping scene is the best thing ever – for once we see guys stressing out about what to wear, and I’m loving it!
- Oh Tommy, I hope you and your angelic golden afro have nothing to do with whatever horrors are coming…
- DO NOT MESS WITH TELEKINETIC PEOPLE.
Well. I can’t decide how much I liked it. But I did like it!! And I also got my frogging done. So well done Stephen King for writing the story the movie is based on!
And RIP boat-neck sweater